Dave Barry's Blog, page 3836
November 16, 2009
SEND THE SCULPTOR TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to B'game)
OH, THE NAKED MAN STANDING OUTSIDE ON THE AIR CONDITIONER? FUNNY STORY!
Romance in Chengdu. (Thanks to malch)
MUSHROOMS MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
A young Stafford man was arrested last night in connection with an incident during which he was running around naked and got hit by a slow-moving train, police said. (Thanks to oneblankspace)
NO PROBLEM, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T SAY 'MEEP!'
Wildlife officer loses alligator in school (Thanks to Christine)
EDUCATION UPDATE
Mass. principal bans students from saying 'Meep!' (Thanks to Cynthia)
THEY ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU WITH BETTER-SMELLING BREATH THAN THE REGULAR ONES
Rabbit-poo cigarettes. (Thanks to DavCat)
THANKS, SCIENTISTS!
More hermaphrodite worms. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
November 14, 2009
STRUMPDATE
Ridley and I are strumpeting in the Magic Kingdom today. We are endorsing this man for whatever office he chooses to run for.
MIAMI BOOK FAIR AND ORLANDO STRUMPDATE
If you are in Florida, you have no excuse not to be there. Or there. Or you are not allowed to be square. And let's face it, being as we're all geeks, nerds or dorks, "square" is pretty much the...
November 13, 2009
SOUTH FLORIDA WILDLIFE FOOD ITEM UPDATE
Cock Flavoured Soup, Pumpkin Beef Soup Ackees in Brine (we have no idea what this is, but it looks terrifying)
