Dave Barry's Blog, page 3840
November 10, 2009
SHE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE
We're sure the fish do, too. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
WHO SAYS GUYS DON'T DO HOUSEWORK?
Not this blog. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
WHY WE SUPPORT A MANDATORY 'COOLING-OFF' PERIOD FOR THE PURCHASE OF CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT
Iron Range man charged with backhoe assault (Thanks to oneblankspace)
STAY CLASSY, GEOFFREY AND BRYNNE
Sources close to the wedding organisers said the wedding was expected to be the biggest ever hosted at the casino. It is believed Gordon wants to be sitting in a helicopter in the middle of the ballroom when guests arrive,...
GUY OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Unlucky buck: Deer loses head-butt with lawn ornament (Thanks to Allen at Division)
WE HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BUT MOM MADE US EAT THEM ANYWAY
Woman diagnosed with fear of vegetables (Thanks to Ralph)
FASHION UPDATE
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
WE WONDERED WHERE HE WAS
Villagers confine rare turtle, say it is God (Thanks to Cynthia)
November 9, 2009
YEEPERS
If this had happened to the Swordmobile, Disney would have had to pay a heft seat-cleaning bill. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
