Dave Barry's Blog, page 3819

YOU SHOULD SEE THE GYMNASTICS TEAM

Kinki University (Thanks to bonmot)

HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT ALTOIDS

(Thanks to Jay Novetsky)

THOSE LITTLE FURRED BASTARDS

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

BECAUSE THE NEXT STEP IS A TOTAL BREAKDOWN OF HUMAN SOCIETY

(Thanks to Kristin Bennett)

THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE AN ADVANTAGE ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA

A lorry driver was pulled up by police in China - after driving for hundreds of miles with a sheet of cardboard covering his broken windscreen. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)

SAN FRANCISCO DEBATES THE ISSUES

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

WAY WORSE THAN TERMITES

Jerry Lynn Davis called the sheriff, saying his neighbor's cows had been licking his house and damaging it. (Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

FINALLY, A PAYOFF FOR ALL THE BILLIONS INVESTED

Space beer. (Thanks to William Glaser)

DIDN'T DR. SEUSS WRITE ABOUT THIS?

Plague Found In Cat From Hart Flat (Thanks to Kibby F5)

WE MAY HAVE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY

But we don't care. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)