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Dave Barry's Blog, page 3817
December 9, 2009
HEADLINE WRITERS REJOICE
Police pull over the Wienermobile. (Thanks to Susan Frambes)
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December 09, 2009 06:29
MEANWHILE ON THE MEAN STREETS OF BOISE...
(Thanks to Jim Banholzer) Update: Another version. (Thanks to bonmot)
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December 09, 2009 06:19
NEVER MIND
A vicar's romantic proposal to his girlfriend in a hot air balloon fell flat when he dropped the engagement ring, leaving it to fall 500 feet below into the woods. (Thanks to John Gregg)
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December 09, 2009 06:17
IF YOU GO OUT IN THE WOODS TODAY
...you'd better not. (Thanks to catmanmax)
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December 09, 2009 06:06
WE'LL SAY IT, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
Holy cow. (Thanks to rick harover and Horace LaBadie)
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December 09, 2009 06:03
LEST WE FORGET
The enemy is still out there. (Thanks to Daniel)
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December 09, 2009 05:56
December 8, 2009
THAT WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE THEM
(Thanks to Bob Harris)
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December 08, 2009 09:20
ATTENTION, LADIES
(Thanks to catmanmax)
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December 08, 2009 09:19
IF ONLY THESE CRAZY KIDS WOULD LISTEN
"You must always blow on the pie." (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
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December 08, 2009 09:18
ON HIS WAY TO FLORIDA, NO DOUBT
Police: Amish man found drunk, asleep in moving buggy (Thanks to Anthony)
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December 08, 2009 06:42
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