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December 9, 2009

HEADLINE WRITERS REJOICE

Police pull over the Wienermobile. (Thanks to Susan Frambes)
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Published on December 09, 2009 06:29

MEANWHILE ON THE MEAN STREETS OF BOISE...

(Thanks to Jim Banholzer) Update: Another version. (Thanks to bonmot)
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Published on December 09, 2009 06:19

NEVER MIND

A vicar's romantic proposal to his girlfriend in a hot air balloon fell flat when he dropped the engagement ring, leaving it to fall 500 feet below into the woods. (Thanks to John Gregg)
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Published on December 09, 2009 06:17

IF YOU GO OUT IN THE WOODS TODAY

...you'd better not. (Thanks to catmanmax)
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Published on December 09, 2009 06:06

WE'LL SAY IT, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

Holy cow. (Thanks to rick harover and Horace LaBadie)
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Published on December 09, 2009 06:03

LEST WE FORGET

The enemy is still out there. (Thanks to Daniel)
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Published on December 09, 2009 05:56

December 8, 2009

THAT WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE THEM

(Thanks to Bob Harris)
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Published on December 08, 2009 09:20

ATTENTION, LADIES

(Thanks to catmanmax)
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Published on December 08, 2009 09:19

IF ONLY THESE CRAZY KIDS WOULD LISTEN

"You must always blow on the pie." (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
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Published on December 08, 2009 09:18

ON HIS WAY TO FLORIDA, NO DOUBT

Police: Amish man found drunk, asleep in moving buggy (Thanks to Anthony)
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Published on December 08, 2009 06:42