Dave Barry's Blog, page 3815

COMMUTER UPDATE FROM DONGWAN

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)

STAY CLASSY, FLYNT FAMILY

(Thanks to Steve)

WHICH MEANS, LADIES, THAT HE IS STILL AVAILABLE

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IF YOU NEED A BRASSIERE, WEAR ONE

...and other useful advice for single ladies.

(Thanks to jon harris)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using inebriated elk.

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

CSI: BOUTTE

Woman arrested in grits attack

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TRAVEL ADVISORY

If you're flying out of O'Hare this morning, be prepared to stand on your head, because the departure information is upside-down. We assume this is intended to thwart terrorists.

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK

Meat-Eating Petunias

(Thanks to Jancie Gelb)

URGENT HEALTH UPDATE

Burrrpp.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

'TIS THE SEASON

...to watch the giant flammable Swedish Christmas goat on the Bockenkamera.

(Thanks to Layzeeboy)