Dave Barry's Blog, page 3816

AND CONGRESS DOES NOTHING

Dartmouth apologizes to Harvard over squash taunts

(Thanks to Doug Hamilton)

Squash Taunts would be a good name for a rock band.

DECK THE HALLS, DUDE

(Thanks to catmanmax)

OFFSPRING OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to cromwell)

WHY WE NEED A MANDATORY COOLING-OFF PERIOD FOR MEAT PURCHASES

Woman charged over slapping boyfriend with steak

(Thanks to jon harris and Jeff Meyerson)

UPDATE: Also, doughnuts.

(Thanks to Guin)

REMINDS US OF THE SIXTIES

Weird lights over Norway.

(Thanks to Albert York)

LOVE BOAT

The world's first cougar cruise.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE'RE SURE THERE'S AN INNOCENT EXPLANATION

(Thanks to Anil Haji) (Yes)

ROMANCE

It's in the air. (Thanks to Al Coholic)

IT WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT EVOLVING

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)

SATAN MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Arriving police officers saw Irving naked and holding the shotgun. (Thanks to Ralph)