Dave Barry's Blog, page 3845
October 28, 2009
MIAMI TRAFFIC
This explains a lot. (Taken today by Andy the Tropichunt.com guy)
CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS OF THE DAY
And a definite possibility for Halloween. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
October 27, 2009
WEST CHESTER STRUMPDATE
Ridley, Southernbelle, son of south'nbelle, and The Blog (Tinker Bell tk; there was an email snafu!)
WHEW!
It was a "dark-colored vehicle." Nothing about evil figures on the sides or anything. (Thanks to Ralph K.)
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE HEENE CHILDREN LATELY?
(Thanks to Rick Chandler)
WE DO NOT WANT TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL
So we are not planning to blog this item any time in the foreseeable future. (Thanks anyway to Raymond W.)
October 26, 2009
NO POINT IN OVERREACTING
"It would be sensible not to swim in that area for a little while." (Thanks to CJrun)
LAWSUIT OF THE MONTH THAT MEN SHOULD NOT READ ABOUT
Key observational question: How long would it take you to correct a problem involving sandpaper and your penis? (Thanks to Chuck Cody) UPDATE: Here's the original news item
NJ STRUMPDATE
Bestselling crime author and New Jersey resident Harlan Coben admires the Swordmobile.
