Dave Barry's Blog, page 3846
October 26, 2009
STRUMPDATE
Today we're in New Jersey, where we discovered that the Swordmobile has a Caliifornia license plate. Also, Mr. Control Freak won't let me drive.
October 25, 2009
PHOTO STRUMPDATE
The Blog, The Swordmobile, and Family The Blue A car so scary, it might actually make it through NYC traffic. (Thanks to Meanie the Blue for the photo of the Blue Daughter)
STRUMPDATE
Ridley and I are in New York City ("The Big Scarf") to begin our nationwide juggernaut tour strumpeting for our new Starcatchers book, Peter and the Sword of Mercy, available at bookstores everywhere including Mars. For part of the tour...
October 24, 2009
VIOLENT DOG UPRISING AGAINST HUMANITY UPDATE
Soon. Very soon. (Thanks to The Amazing Steve)
ADVISORY TO PARTYERS IN COUNTY CLARE
Watch where you wee. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Matt Filar)
AS LONG AS IT CONTAINS NO MORE THAN 3 OUNCES OF LIQUID, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
A Bulgarian man is caught smuggling a chihuahua. (Thanks to Catherine and DavCat) "Smuggling a chihuahua" sounds like slang for something really obscene.
CUBICLE WARS
Troy police said a 58-year-old staffer at an AT&T customer service center was eating a garlicky salad at his desk Oct. 13 when he heard the 53-year-old man in the cubicle next to his grumbling about the smell.The salad eater,...
ATTENTION, JOBSEEKERS
Charmin will be offering the lucrative, holiday employment to five outgoing people who will work in the company's Times Square restrooms this holiday season. "Outgoing?" They're holding "open auditions." (Thanks to Elissa)
ART UPDATE
Behold the toilet waterfall. (Thanks to DavCat)
