Dave Barry's Blog, page 3850
October 21, 2009
WHATEVER THIS MEANS, IT SOUNDS BAD
Punters blow even more on pokies in Queensland (Thanks to DavCat)
LAP-DANCING IN THE NEWS
CHEYENNE -- A local man has been charged in federal court with counterfeiting money, allegedly to pay an exotic dancer for a private session at a motel. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff) US internet company Yahoo! has apologised to Taiwanese clients...
SOME DAY, THIS KNOWLEDGE COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
How to Shoot an Anvil 200 Feet in the Air (Thanks to The Amazing Steve and RussellMc)
FOR THE SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS A SET OF USED TEETH GRILLS
...an alien cow-abduction lamp. (Thanks to John Regan)
HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA
Give that special someone a set of used teeth grills. (Thanks to Allen at Division and catmanmax)
ON U.S. AIRLINES, THEY CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR THIS
British Airways cancelled a flight between Edinburgh and London after a passenger said he saw a tarantula crawling between his legs. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
WE GOTTA GET A DIFFERENT JOB
This never happens at the Herald. (Thanks to billinbossier)
October 20, 2009
CITRUS COUNTY
It's cooterrific! Key Inducement: The excitement will begin Friday evening in downtown Inverness with two live bands, the Mighty Mongos and Lucky Penny, as well as the Miss Cooter pageant. Admission is free, and attendees are advised to bring a...
FUNNY
But true. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
Man Arrested, Claims To Be Meat Loaf (Thanks to queensbee)
