Dave Barry's Blog, page 3854
October 17, 2009
NO SOUP MOZZARELLA CAPRESE FOR YOU!
(Thanks to Richard Pachter)
October 16, 2009
STAND TALL, ALAMO HEIGHTS
Related Item: Meet Mr. Romantic.
YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS ANY MORE
Farmer fined for ignoring cow's 'psychological needs' (Thanks to Gregory Anderson)
INCREDIBLY, SHE IS NOT SINGLE
Woman's snoring reaches 111.6 decibels (Thanks to Ralph)
HE WON'T GET FAR IN HEELS
South Dakota police say man weighing around 300 pounds in black dress tries to steal rum, cola (Thanks to Cara Beckenstein)
ENERGY UPDATE
We're wondering if there might be some way to combine this concept with this concept. (Thanks to many people)
THEY'LL NEVER THINK TO LOOK THERE, DUDE
Police in central Pennsylvania say they've nabbed a real pothead. They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
NEED TO OPEN A JAR?
Ask this guy. (Thanks to Joe DiBella)
