Dave Barry's Blog, page 3858
October 13, 2009
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK
Vegetarian Spider (Thanks to nursecindy)
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Stripping woman fails to avoid jerky arrest (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
STRUMPDATE
Sorry about the lack of blogging, but I had a busy day yesterday, going up to New York so I could pay $26,153.76 in miscellaneous hotel taxes and also join Ridley for the first bookstore event for our new Starcatchers...
October 12, 2009
WE ARE SORRY THAT, DUE TO OUR STRICT GUIDELINES, WE ARE UNABLE TO BLOG THIS ITEM
(If we had been able to blog it, we would have thanked Jeff Meyerson for the link.)
ATTENTION, TOURISTS
Florida is ready for you now. (Thanks to Sally)
October 11, 2009
CELEBRITY UPDATE
Here I am relaxing backstage after the show with Mr. Steve Martin's dog, Wally.
October 10, 2009
CELEBRITY UPDATE
Here's an exclusive CrapCam photo of me sitting backstage at the Knight Theater in Charlotte, N.C., with Mr. Steve Martin's salad.
CLASSY
Man misses birth of his child after fondling nurse, police say (Thanks to Matt Filar)
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Ozzy Osborne gets his driver's license Incredibly, it's NOT from Florida. Key Quote: "Some examiners would say, 'I'm not even f***ing getting in the car with you'." (Thanks to Ross)
