Dave Barry's Blog, page 3859
October 10, 2009
JUST LIKE THE TEACHER FROM CHARLIE BROWN
Quite honestly, we don't care what it's saying. (Thanks to our new best friend, Matt Filar)
IT'S TIME TO PUT DIAPERS ON THOSE THINGS
A mile-long stretch of beach in South Florida has reopened after workers removed hundreds of piles of manatee excrement, officials said. (Thanks to Ralph)
SHE STILL HAS A SHOT AT THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
Boobs disaster for Miss Plastic favourite (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using large insects. (Thanks to Ron G.)
October 9, 2009
IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON
Time to get festive!
THE WORST PART IS, IT WAS LIGHT BEER
A Charleston man was accused of putting beer into an infant's bottle while baby-sitting the child. (Thanks to jon harris)
FOR THIS WE NEEDED A SURVEY?
Smelly people, fat people and people who cough and sneeze are the most disliked passengers to be seated next to on an airplane, according to a survey. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
WHY THIS BLOG SUPPORTS MANDATORY FEDERAL REGISTRATION
Yet another harmonica attack. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
SEND IT TO WASHINGTON
Radioactive rabbit scat cleaned up (Thanks to Ralph)
