Dave Barry's Blog, page 3856
October 15, 2009
SEND HER TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to nursecindy)
WHY WE LOVE THE SUN
It's full of useful consumer information. (Thanks to DavCat)
EDUCATION UPDATE
'1Toilet' plan to let teachers and students mingle freely Key Quote: "When students share the toilets with the teacher, they (students) will believe that they are on par with academicians and this automatically invokes a sense of being important to...
OK NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
30-Foot Cocoon (Thanks to Susan Gilmour)
JUST A LITTLE STRUMPETING
The book is out. The tour is updated. Be there or be ware.
October 14, 2009
IT WAS IMMEDIATELY SIGNED BY THE JETS
Ohio Boy Tackled By Deer While Playing Football (Thanks to W. von Papineau)
GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Mooning German dragged half-naked by train (Thanks to Ross Marks, Don Faber, catmanmax and Karen Bridgers)
SHE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT RECHARGING
An 85-year-old woman has had to undergo surgery after being hit in a town centre by a woman riding a mobility scooter who failed to stop. (Thanks to Horace Labadie)
CSI: EDINBURGH
Drunk lesbian admits romp with naked man in police station car park (Thanks to Allen at Division)
