Dave Barry's Blog, page 3852
October 20, 2009
WHY WE LOVE THE SUN
The Sun can make a story out of anything. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
ART UPDATE
A visitor walked into a wall he could not see inside Miroslaw Balka's installation 'How It Is'. (Thanks to The Perts)
WAIT... WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
A WET T-shirt controversy has broken out among female firefighters who have complained their new Rural Fire Service shirts become see-through when wet. (Thanks to DavCat)
October 19, 2009
HE WAS IN A HURRY TO GET TO FLORIDA
(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE ALL-KLINGON EMINEM TRIBUTE ACT THIS YEAR...
Make it Klenginem. (Thanks to catmanmax)
JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now: an Ikea bathroom door. (Thanks to jon harris)
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Or else. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
WHEN KEBAB SAUCE IS OUTLAWED, ONLY KEBAB SALESMEN WILL HAVE KEBAB SAUCE
BERLIN (Reuters) – German police are investigating a chilli sauce to determine whether it was so spicy that it was capable of causing grievous bodily harm when used in an attack. Police took a sample of the sauce from a...
KANYE WEST INTERRUPTED THE AUCTION TO PROCLAIM THAT BEYONCE'S HAIR IS BETTER
A clump of what is purported to be Elvis's hair sold for $15,000. (Thanks to Brian Duval)
SEND HER TO WASHINGTON
A traveling dominatrix. (Thanks to Ralph)
