Dave Barry's Blog, page 3910
July 23, 2009
TODAY'S SPECIAL: TEETH CLEANING AND OIL CHANGE
Police: Fla. woman practiced dentistry in garage (Thanks to nursecindy)
WHICH IS WHY WE RECOMMEND THE COWBELL
Fire fighters rescue boy from tambourine (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
IN OUR DAY, WE JUST DID DRUGS
Intercollegiate Quidditch (Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)
GUYS
They're all the same. Warning: Not safe for work, if you work with tortoises. (Thanks to Ralph)
YES, YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN LIGHT BULB. BUT YOU'RE A FASHIONABLE HUMAN LIGHT BULB
Shave those eyebrows. (Thanks to nursecindy)
FRANCE HAS ALREADY RETREATED TO SWEDEN
Killer chipmunks 'to invade the UK' (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DavCat)
HOW WILL WE, AS A NATION, GO ON?
R.I.P. Gidget, the Taco Bell chihuahua. (Thanks to many people)
CONSUMER ADVISORY
Don't eat anything. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie and nursecindy) It is only a matter of time before somebody finds a frog wearing a condom.
July 22, 2009
WHEREAS DOCTORS RECOMMEND JUST THE ONE HAMMER, PLUS A CROWBAR
A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum. (Thanks to Danny)
