Dave Barry's Blog, page 3915
July 19, 2009
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using buzzards. (Thanks to Ralph)
PET OWNERSHIP IN SOUTH FLORIDA
There are hazards. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
THEN WHAT THE HELL GOOD ARE THEY?
The company that makes those robots that reportedly can feed on the dead is now saying they don't feed on the dead. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
...for Celebrity Underpants. (Thanks to nursecindy)
IN OTHER TOILET NEWS, WE HAVE...
...this: This particular toilet has a troubled past. (Thanks to John Wohn)
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THEY MAKE A TASTY OMELET
"It seemed like every day it would get bigger and bigger," said Connie Lassman as she watched several mushrooms grow from under her toilet at her apartment in Lakewood.
RELIGION UPDATE
(Thanks to Ralph) Update: Another report here. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
July 18, 2009
WALTER CRONKITE
We've lost a good man and a good journalist -- the man whose voice used to be as familiar, and welcome, as any in America; the man most of us were listening to 40 years ago when the Apollo 11...
ATTENTION ALL BURP UNITS
Lime-Flavored Beer Flows Down Highway After Crash (Thanks to Siouxie)
OH, THAT KIND OF HOT
Police: Nude man who was hot lied about robbery (Thanks to Woozy Barnes)
