Dave Barry's Blog, page 3917
July 17, 2009
IF THEY EVER REMAKE SOUND OF MUSIC
...this would be a a nifty plot twist. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
MAYBE IT WAS SOME KIND OF STING OPERATION
After two area police officers were seen drinking and exposing their buttocks to families, Horry County Police Chief Johnny Morgan said he has "suggested" to his officers that they avoid attending events at The Boathouse Waterway Bar and Grill. (Thanks...
AIR TRAVEL UPDATE
(Thanks to Larry Martell)
GIANT SQUID INVASION UPDATE
Until further notice we are advising everybody to stay away from the Pacific Ocean. (Thanks to Siouxie, Jeff Meyerson, diverdowndoc and Ralph)
HANGING IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM
(Thanks to Punkin)
July 16, 2009
IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY, WE'RE FREE TO HAVE WHATEVER HAIRSTYLE WE CHOOSE
Maybe we need to re-think that. (Thanks to jon harris)
BUT CHOPPING OFF THEIR HANDS IS STILL PERMITTED
China bans electric shock therapy for internet addicts (Thanks to Warren Anderson and Siouxie)
COLOMBIA: EVEN WEIRDER THAN MIAMI?
We report; you decide. BOGOTA (Reuters) - Colombia has called off the hunt to kill a drug lord's escaped hippo and will instead try to relocate the beast after its mate was shot dead by order of the government, sparking...
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
(Thanks to Martini Shark)
