Dave Barry's Blog, page 3921
July 14, 2009
A GRATEFUL WORLD HEAVES A SIGH OF RELIEF
Police arrest robber shoe fetishist of Troisdorf (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
OTHER THAN THAT, IT WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH
Bride's bouquet brings down plane (Thanks to Nachum Hurvitz)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using ladybugs. (Thanks to frodolives)
FINALLY, A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR ALL THE EVIL IN THE WORLD
Cats. (Thanks to many people, probably not acting of their own free will.)
WHEN THE DOGS RISE UP AND KILL US ALL
...they will start in China. (Thanks to Siouxie)
CSI: UTAH
Man kidnapped, force-fed beer (Thanks to Allen at Division)
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
(Thanks to Siouxie and catmanmax)
MM-MM YIKES
Scorpion soup. (Thanks to catmanmax)
July 13, 2009
AND LADIES: THEY'RE SINGLE!
Their penises protrude all the time and, perhaps because of the continuous urination, grow algae — a condition known as "green weenie." (Thanks to Claire Martin)
