Dave Barry's Blog, page 3932

NAUTICAL UPDATE FROM CJRUN

As I try to change over from a corporate type to a full-time Boat Captain, people occasionally send me stuff. I have seen a lot, in the 26 years I've been a Captain. I once watched a spit-and-polish Marine Patrol...

AIRLINE OF THE YEAR SO FAR

Wizz Air (Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)

A GIANT LEAP FOR HUMANITY

Don't miss the video, featuring Plunger Bob. (Thanks to Mary)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

Jellied eels – cooked and sold cold in their own stock – could soon join the ranks of haslet, stotty cake and bara birth as a dish that is only found in rare pockets of Britain. Key Co-Byline That We...

THE SO-CALLED 'EXPERTS' ARE ALWAYS TELLING YOU TO PUT A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE BANK

And look where it gets you. (Thanks to nursecindy, Jeff Meyerson and Cynthia)

THEY OPENED FOR THE ALCOHOLIC MONKEYS OF ST. KITTS

Megapiranha (Thanks to frodolives and Cynthia(

ADVISORY TO PEOPLE THINKING OF TAKING A WALK IN SWEDEN

Don't. (Thanks to Ralph)

DIDN'T THEY TOUR WITH KISS?

Alcoholic Monkeys of St. Kitts (Thanks to Ralph)

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS, BUT WE CAN'T PUT OUR FINGER ON IT

A toilet made from poop. (Thanks to James)

R.I.P., DUDE

(Thanks to Jonathan)