Dave Barry's Blog, page 3935
June 25, 2009
TODAY'S PHUKET GAZETTE UPDATE
Unfortunately, because of our strict policy against making fun of names and weird foreign customs in general, we are unable to bring you today's Phuket Gazette update. (Thanks to Ralph)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using marmots. (Thanks to Cynthia)
SURRENDER IS IMMINENT
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
THAT'S GOING TO GO ON HER PERMANENT RECORD
Drunk mum kneed principal in testicles (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
ROMANCE
A girlfriend stabbed her sleepwalking boyfriend after he urinated in their wardrobe. (Thanks to nursecindy, as well as Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie, who both note that, incredibly, alcohol was involved) Original story here.
June 24, 2009
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
The tradies are perving. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
WE SAW THE STONED WALLABIES OPEN FOR MOBY GRAPE
Stoned wallabies signal aliens (Thanks to Ralph)
SOMETIMES IT'S TOO EASY
(Thanks to Siouxie, R. Kunkle and Joshua Orpin)
SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON
Monkey urinates on Zambian president (Thanks to Siouxie and CJrun)
