Dave Barry's Blog, page 3934
June 26, 2009
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
Somebody is finally doing something about pinata-related violence. I wrote a column about this once, but I have no idea how to find it. Maybe judi will find it and link to it, if she sobers up. (Thanks to Chuck...
SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
The sports and recreation committee in Malmo, Sweden, has voted to allow women to go topless in the city's swimming pools. (Thanks to Ralph)
WHICH IS WHY GUYS GENERALLY STICK TO SPORTS
Physics discussion ends in skateboard attack (Thanks to Jonathan and ShadowKatmandu)
TERRORISM UPDATE
Now: parrots. (Thanks to Cynthia)
NEBRASKA
Land of Mystery (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and queensbee)
June 25, 2009
SHAMELESS PLUG
My friend, co-author and bandmate Ridley Pearson has a new book out, Killer Summer. Like the other books in the Killer series, it's a crime thriller set in Sun Valley, Idaho, where Ridley once got me to climb a tree...
TODAY'S TIP FOR SINGLE FLIES
Can't compete on dung? Try mating on apple pomace (Thanks to RussellMc)
MIAMI EDUCATION UPDATE
(Thanks to Siouxie)
ATTENTION, PEOPLE WHO SIT AND POSSESS PRIVATE PARTS
The Salli Seat. (Thanks to nursecindy)
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL
A bomb squad in Ohio detonated a container of pickled mangos. (Thanks to Cynthia)
