Dave Barry's Blog, page 3936
June 24, 2009
ATTENTION, OSCAR VOTERS
(Thanks to Danny)
ONCE AGAIN OUR STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
...has tied our hands.
RECIPE FOR TROUBLE
A turkey in a manure truck. (Thanks to Cynthia, Horace LaBadie and Jeff Meyerson)
TODAY'S FIREWORKS SAFETY ADVISORY FOR MEN
Don't do this. Language Warning: Before you watch the video, turn your volume all the way down. Consider destroying your speakers, just to be sure. (Thanks to Danny)
BULGARIAN MARKETING UPDATE
We personally see nothing suggestive about this. (Thanks to catmanmax and Jeff Meyerson)
ATTENTION, LADIES OF CERTAIN DIMENSIONS
We can't wait for the infomercial. (Thanks to Ginger B. and catmanmax)
COMIC STRIP OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to Charlotte Buckley and Horace LaBadie)
WHY WE NEED GUYS
Guys are practical. (Thanks to ShadowKatmandu)
NORTH DAKOTA UPDATE
Fun times at the Fargodome. (Thanks to Rick Harover, Don Faber, nursecindy and Cynthia)
REMINDS US OF COLLEGE
Sober to sozzled in six minutes (Thanks to Bill Moore)
