Dave Barry's Blog, page 3942
June 19, 2009
WE'RE SURE THERE'S A LOGICAL EXPLANATION
Man damages toilet by setting off fireworks in Arby's in Delaware (Thanks to Janice Gelb and Cynthia)
June 18, 2009
ANOTHER ITEM WE ARE PRETTY SURE DAD DOES NOT WANT FOR FATHER'S DAY
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
IT'S BOUND TO TURN UP EVENTUALLY
Alitalia lost Sicily. (Thanks to Barbara A)
POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE
Doughnut glaze leaking from tanker truck (Thanks to MissV)
EVOLUTION
It has reached Canada. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
EXCELLENT NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Tactical Corsets (Thanks to Braniff)
AT FIRST WE THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT JUDI
Search is on for naked man (Thanks to trustf8)
THAT SHOULD SCARE THE HELL OUT OF TRICK-OR-TREATERS
A former derelict cottage on Gower has been completely refurbished exclusively for the use of bats. (Thanks to Claire Martin)
CARTY FINKBEINER UPDATE
Carty has been busy. (Thanks to Rob Johnson)
WHICH IS WHY LEADING MEDICAL EXPERTS RECOMMEND STOPPING AT FIVE
A Russian woman ended up in intensive care after restoring her virginity for the sixth time. (Thanks to ShadowKatmandu)
