Dave Barry's Blog, page 3946
June 16, 2009
TODAY'S TIP FOR ROBBERS:
Do your research. (Thanks to Matt Filar)
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
GPS-equipped shoes. (Thanks to Jeff Matthews)
AND BOY IS IT CRANKY
Microbe Wakes Up After 120,000 Years (Thanks to Andrew Hoenig and Cynthia)
THEY GET FAT, SIT AROUND WATCHING SPORTS, AND DIE EARLY
Beer better option than pesticide to kill rats (Thanks to Ralph)
MANKATO
City of Excitement (Thanks to Dave Miesen)
ON THE OTHER HAND, WITHOUT THE INTERNET YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE READ THIS IMPORTANT ARTICLE
Study: Family time eroding as Internet use soars (Thanks to jon harris)
June 15, 2009
ATTENTION, SECRET CHICKEN-RAISERS
The Stealth Coop Also available: Chicken diapers. (Thanks to Mary Lyall)
THAT WOULD BE ROUGHLY ZERO
As part of Town and Country Days in Mapleton, contestants had to eat as many buffalo turds as possible in two minutes. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
HEY, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?
(Thanks to Sean Timmins)
EITHER WAY, SHE CAN VOTE IN MIAMI
An 84-year-old Polish woman woke up in a hospital morgue after being declared dead by her doctor. (Thanks to Siouxie)
