Dave Barry's Blog, page 3947
June 15, 2009
CHIHUAHUAS
They're small, but they're stupid. (Thanks to jon harris)
THE ECONOMY
Things are bad everywhere. (Thanks to Cynthia)
CROSS MY SPLEEN AND HOPE TO DIE
More than half can't find heart on body diagram (Thanks to jon harris)
YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO PLAY HOCKEY
Also, we question the term "nearly catastrophic." Any injury of this nature is catastrophic. (Thanks to RussellMc)
PARTY ANIMAL
Not 1, but 2 kinds of males found in the invasive round goby (Thanks to RussellMc, who notes that there is nothing wrong with this)
AND WHEN THE FISH ARE BIG AND STRONG, THEY CAN HELP RUN GENERAL MOTORS
$50M in stimulus will help fish farmers buy feed (Thanks to nursecindy)
INCREDIBLY, THEY WERE NOT ALSO TEXTING
Two teenagers were charged with misdemeanors after a police officer reportedly caught them having sex — in a moving car. (Thanks to Daniel Fischer, who notes that they already have Florida licenses)
PAGING SAMUEL JACKSON
Snakes in the Bronx (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, nursecindy and Horace LaBadie)
FOR EXTRA SEDUCTION POWER, DAB SOME KETCHUP BEHIND YOUR EARS
Burger King presents: Eau de Meat. (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
ART UPDATE
Yes, this was wrong. But also kind of cool. (Thanks to Jeff Nicholas)
