Dave Barry's Blog, page 3944
June 18, 2009
SOUTH FLORIDA WILDLIFE
It wants to come inside.
A WEARY NATION REJOICES
Son of Stinky finally blooms (Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr)
June 17, 2009
THAT'S THE WORST KIND, BECAUSE OF THE STICKINESS
Idaho Man Survives Viscous Bear Attack Fortunately, "he managed to stay clam." (Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)
CSI: NEW ZEALAND
Woman taped urinating in fountain hands herself in (Thanks to Bill Moore)
OOPS
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)
IOWA
Land of Crazy Fun (Thanks to Siouxie)
OF COURSE HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
"What's wrong with a man driving home naked?" Alcohol may have been involved. (Thanks to trustf8)
EXCELLENT LAST WORDS
"I can't believe Keith Richards outlived me." (Thanks to Claire Martin)
ATTENTION, LADIES:
Enlarge female's breast obviously. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
SOME DAY YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL ASK:
What did you do during the Wheelie Bin Revolt? (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Baron vonKlyff)
