Dave Barry's Blog, page 3943
June 18, 2009
NEW YORK NIGHTLIFE UPDATE
Residents Wage War On Noisy Bar With Panties (Thanks to Mike Peel) Update: Vaguely related item here. (Thanks to queensbee)
SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON
Man lights up joint in parliament (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
OK NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Killer Slugs (Thanks to Dr. Doug)
WE ASSUME THEY HAVE A DEFIBRILLATOR
The SpamWow! at Beaver's. (Thanks to Danny)
CURRY SAUCE?
No thanks! Key Quote: "...more lumpy than usual." (Thanks to Siouxie)
HEY, WE HAVE ALL, AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER, HOARDED RABBITS
Tigard rabbit hoarder busted again Key Probation Officer Name: Bob Severe (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson's brother Ken, nursecindy, Cynthia, Bruce Kizer, jj, Abbe Miller and queensbee)
DUDE
Wanna do some shark? (Thanks to many many people)
MAYBE KEVIN FEDERLINE IS AVAILABLE
(Thanks to Ralph)
IT'S TIME WE STOPPED CODDLING THESE FAST-FOOD EMPLOYEES
A Denver police officer has been suspended after allegedly brandishing his gun at a McDonald's restaurant in Aurora after his order took too long to fill. (Thanks to Matthew Buettner)
