Dave Barry's Blog, page 3952
June 10, 2009
YET ANOTHER ADVANTAGE OF THE TOPSY-TURVY TOMATO SYSTEM
There's less risk of finding a dead cat. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and of course catmanmax)
THE WEIRD BIG-HEADED KING IS ALSO PRETTY CREEPY
(Thanks to catmanmax)
MEN DRESSING BADLY
It's getting to be an epidemic. (Thanks to catmanmax and Jeff Meyerson)
WE ASSUME EVERYBODY WORE PROTECTION
Moonlit manatee beach orgy attracts peeping toms to Lauderdale-by-the-sea (Thanks to Ralph)
TOUGH TIMES
A Minneapolis man said he was preparing to leave his foreclosed home for the last time when contractors boarded up the house with him still inside. (Thanks to DavCat)
OK, BUT THEY'RE DEAD FISH
But after PETA raised concerns about the ethics of using dead fish as props at a veterinary event, DeHaven said the association would explore other options. (Thanks to B'game)
MIGHT AS WELL SKIP WORK TODAY
The End is at hand. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
June 9, 2009
FINALLY
A scientific explanation for marriage. (Thanks to Danny)
HANGING IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM
Some punks stole Bandit's head. (Thanks to Kris Kudenholdt)
IF YOU, LIKE SO MANY, ARE IN THE MARKET FOR A CUSTOM SQUIRREL
...we recommend Rick's. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jimmy Madigan)
