Dave Barry's Blog, page 3953
June 9, 2009
YOUR PHUKET GAZETTE NEWS DIGEST
The people of Phang Nga have found a giant mystery egg. (Scroll down past "Local youngster goes for granny.") This been your Phuket Gazette News Digest. (Thanks to Ralph)
ANOTHER CHANCE FOR BUDDY
Since Buddy failed in his effort to become a space node, maybe he can be a jellyfish. The species-naming rules don't seem to rule out "Buddy" (actually, to fit the format, "buddy," with a lower-case "b") as far as this...
FATHER'S DAY IS COMING
Dad wants a robot spy snake. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES ARE ON THEIR WAY
...to this young lady, this young man, and this gentleman. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Jeff Meyerson)
DANG
We missed it. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
June 8, 2009
A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY
Jessica Jackson, who was driving her pickup truck east on Highway 54 just before 8:50 a.m. Sunday, had her pants hanging out the window to dry when the vehicle hit the highway shoulder... (Thanks to queensbee, who notes that alcohol...
IT IS NOT EASY TO MAINTAIN A STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
But, darn it, somebody has to do it. (Thanks to queensbee)
HERE BOY... NO, WAIT, STOP!
(Thanks to Semper Fi)
IT'S GOOD TO BE LEADER
(Thanks to catmanmax)
AS WELL IT SHOULD BE
A FROG that constantly changes colour is being worshipped as a GOD in India. (Thanks to Siouxie, catmanmax and Allen at Division)
