Dave Barry's Blog, page 3956
June 6, 2009
MARKET UPDATE
NY man arrested buying drugs with slaughtered pig (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)
WE STILL HAVE SOME RIGHTS LEFT
Texan accused of cursing about cat feces acquitted (Thanks to Philip Snyder)
CSI: BOCA RATON
Woman arrested for throwing lemons at husband (Thanks to Allen at Division)
REMEMBER:
Don't drink 'n' slip 'n' slide. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
CONSUMER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
A man irate that he couldn't return some items from a Bradenton Wal-Mart set the store on fire today, the Manatee County Sheriff's Office reports. (Thanks to nursecindy and Jeff Meyerson)
SEND IT TO WASHINGTON
Possum steals food then poos, wees in parliament (Thanks to Ralph)
MONTAUK MONSTER UPDATE
Apparently it's a raccoon. (Thanks to Craig Schuman)
June 5, 2009
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
For protection, sister stuffed in trunk (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
NEXT MORNING, YOU'RE LIKE, 'OH, MAN.'
The World's Worst Tattoos (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
SHOW SOME LOVE THE BLAGO WAY
Eat a spider. (Thanks to jon harris and Danny)
