Dave Barry's Blog, page 3993
April 30, 2009
A SIMPLE TEST TO DETERMINE WHETHER YOU HAVE SWINE FLU
Click here. (Thanks to Alison McQuade)
REST EASY, CINCINNATI
Shadowhare is on the job. With all due respect to Shadowhare, he would last maybe nine seconds in Miami. (Thanks to Alison McQuade)
IN CONTINUED OBSERVANCE OF OUR STRICT RULE AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
...we will not be linking to this. (Thanks to Ralph)
OFFER OF THE MORNING SO FAR
Hi Sir and Madam, We are a professional bag manufacturer located in China. We are currently having a special offer on Toilet Bag. Please kindly see quotation below and the flyer attache. We can source for the color of the...
AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
Pudsey Bear refused a passport (Thasnks to Jeff Meyerson)
SHE WHAT?
Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton (Thanks to DavCat and N1LUL)
April 29, 2009
OKAY, BUT WE AREN'T BUDGING ON "SOMETIME THIS CENTURY"
(Thanks to Russell Mc)
SCIENTIFIC POLL
What are you doing about the swine flu?The what?Duh: beer.I am going about my normal routine, albeit with much wetter underpants.I am having WAY less sex with animals.Montpelier. pollcode.com free polls
THAT WILL TEACH THEM
Angry worker eats his own finger (Thanks to Siouxie and DavCat)
IT'S TIME FOR TOUGHER FEDERAL CONTROLS
Man arrested in barbecue fork attack Incredibly, alcohol may have been involved. (Thanks to Matt Filar)
