Dave Barry's Blog, page 3995

TODAY'S SCIENCE TOPIC

If you’ve ever had a good, long look at the human phallus... (Thanks to RussellMc)

SHOWDOWN IN NEVADA

Led Zeppelin vs. the Mormon cricket horde. (Thanks to Kristin Bennett)

THIS BASICALLY DESCRIBES OUR ENTIRE CHILDHOOD

Microbe-powered 'fart' machine stores energy (Thanks to Dick Ranlet)

BUT IF YOU APPLY IT THAT WAY, DO YOU STILL NEED IT?

(Thanks to Larry Martell)

ADVISORY TO CHIHUAHUA OWNERS

Attach weights to your dog. (Thanks to Siouxie, DavCat, Horace LaBadie and David in Oz)

THE BLOODHOUNDS WOULD HAVE FOUND HIM EASILY

Homeless man charged with stealing cologne Key Name: Exzander Outlaw (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

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Here is where we stand: Tony is a mole. Last week he suffocated FBI Agent Larry in a dramatic 17-minute suffocation scene involving two commercial breaks for the new Victoria's Secret Dream Angels push-up brassiere. Tony's accomplice, Galvez, made off...

WE HAVE A STRICT POLICY AGAINST POSTING BLATANT ADVERTISEMENTS

But we have an even stricter policy of always blogging semi-naked men if we can get away with it, which we think we can, at the moment, because The Blog is on a plane. (THANK YOU to Ginger B.)

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT HE SMELLED LIKE AT THE END

Bananaman sets a marathon record for runners dressed as cartoon characters. (Thanks to Claire Martin)

OMG

I M DED. C U L8R. TWEET ME. @}--`.--`--. (Thanks to Allen at Division)