Dave Barry's Blog, page 185

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER LET A COCAINE HIPPO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL

One of Pablo Escobar���s Cocaine Hippos Has Died in a Car Crash

(Thanks to mkbuckley)

AND IN SPORTS

Colorado Rockies Mascot Attacked While Dancing On Dugout

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

This blog can totally relate.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

University Researchers Unleash Robot Trash Cans in New York City

(Thanks to EricY)

WHY IT WAS IN HIS CROTCH WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Man Who Stole $7,500 Bottle Of Scotch In His Crotch Gets Probation, Will Be Able To Stay In U.S.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

(THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED)

Studies show a mysterious health benefit to ice cream. Scientists don���t want to talk about it.

(Thanks to wiredog)

BUT IT'S FUN!

According to a survey conducted by Stanford University's Institute for Human-Centered AI, 36 percent of researchers believe that AI could cause a "nuclear-level catastrophe."

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Why robotic worms could one day dig beneath your feet

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

YET ANOTHER REASON TO STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN

This marine creature expels adhesive tubes from its anus

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

LITTERBUG OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man throws $200k in cash out of a car window onto the interstate, police say

(Thanks to Jane Linderman and Doug Ogg)

NO DOUBT EN ROUTE TO FLORIDA, WHERE IT WILL BLEND RIGHT IN

Russian T-90 Tank From Ukraine Mysteriously Appears At U.S. Truck Stop

(Thanks to William Falzone)