Dave Barry's Blog, page 188

THANK GOD FOR INSTITUTES

Cow urine not fit for human consumption, says top animal research institute

(Thanks to Ralph)

GOOD ENOUGH FOR FLORIDA

82-year-old Japanese man arrested for driving without license, says he had one 60 years ago

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

You���re flushing the toilet wrong

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

ONE OF THE GREATS

Al Jaffee, record-breaking Mad Magazine cartoonist, dies age 102

(Thanks to The Perts and Doug in Sacramento)

AS IF GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE WASN'T ENOUGH

Watch out for projectile bird poo: Southwest Florida shorebird nesting season has started

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CANADA: A NATION IN CRISIS

Man who became trapped inside Edmonton public art charged with mischief

Canadian Eyewitness Account: "I like the balls, one of the few people who do, so I came down to have a look. There was a guy inside there," he told CBC News on Monday. "Apparently he climbed up top someplace, found a hole big enough to slither into and slithered down inside. And then he couldn't get out."

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Trapped by the balls.")

GARY IS STILL MISSING

A giant gorilla statue spotted on motorways across England is not the same one that was stolen from a Lanarkshire garden centre.

(Thanks to Ralph)

UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FURRED BASTARDS

Germany: ���Uncooperative��� squirrel freed from manhole cover

(Thanks to EricY, John Lobert and B&C)

HAVE ANOTHER SLICE OF PIZZA

Weight loss may mean a risk of death for older adults, study shows

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Tupperware might go out of business.

(Thanks to Steve K)