Dave Barry's Blog, page 186

'SOME RECKON' IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR US

A "mysterious serpent-like creature" that some reckon is "genetically modified" has been spotted swimming in a lake in a city park, with residents dubbing it their "Loch Ness Monster".

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WERE THAT MANY DIMES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Philadelphia police investigating after trailer containing $750K in dimes broken into at Walmart parking lot

(Thanks to MOTW an Doug Ogg)

DRANO WORKS ON ANTS?

California doctor accused of poisoning husband with Drano was trying to kill ants, not her spouse, lawyers claim

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Man arrested on suspicion of burglary after police dog finds him hiding in beehive in Wellingborough garden

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE ALIENS ARE LAUGHING

Piqua man who damaged cell towers to ���stop the aliens��� pleads guilty

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE, PERSONALLY, WOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO COUNT THE BABIES

'I found a giant huntsman spider in my Tesco bananas - with a sac containing 200 of its babies'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THANK GOD FOR STUDIES

Accordingly, the aim of the present study is to compare men's and women's evaluation of various sizes of scrotum, to the end of assisting people opting to undergo this procedure in taking decisions on their visual preferences.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

GOOD LUCK!

(Thanks to Annette, Peter Metrinko, Al Barkafski and Barry Nester)

THIS IS NOT GOOD

Scientists identify two new species of a big, strange flying squirrel

(Thanks to The Perts)