Dave Barry's Blog, page 189

CLEAR AS DAY

Dad claims to catch 'angel' on Ring doorbell and people say there's 'no mistaking' it

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Four pythons found in pillowcases on side of road by shocked litter picker

Litter-Picker Name We Feel Like We Made Up But We Didn't: Maria Clutterbuck

(Thanks to John Lobert) 

JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT

'SHE WAS VERY STERN WITH OFFICERS'

A 78-year-old woman with two past bank robbery convictions faces new charges after allegedly carrying out a heist in Missouri during which she handed a teller a note that said ���I didn���t mean to scare you���.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

BUT WE STILL LEAD THE WORLD IN REALITY TV

American IQ Scores Have Rapidly Dropped

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

'Naked, bloody, and slippery' Florida man covered in grease, peppermint oil arrested after breaking into homes

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY

The Airbnb host was left gobsmacked when a guest asked him if 'something bad' had happened in his home - because he claimed to have spent 10 minutes looking at a ghost

(Thanks to John Lobert)

People left gobsmacked after man reveals hilarious jelly mistake he's made for 20 years

Spoiler Alert: It is not "hilarious."

(Thanks to B&C)

YOU MAY NOW SMEAR MUSTARD ON THE BRIDE

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is turning into a wedding chapel

(Thanks to Miss Sophie Barry)

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THESE HEADSTONE-RELATED ACCIDENTS

Headstone safety inspections to be carried out at a Fife cemetery

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

TOO LATE

Please don't feed the squirrels, unless you want them to move in

(Thanks to Matt Filar)