Dave Barry's Blog, page 193

MAYDAYYYYYYYYY

Deadly cobra in cockpit forces emergency landing

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who asks ���Where���s Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?���)

WHAT���S THAT SMELL?

The Stinky Seaweed Blob Approaching Florida Is Absolutely Humongous

(Thanks to MOTW and Robert Moats)

THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Michigan man charged with assault for allegedly hitting clerk on head with frozen fish

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT'S SOME KIND OF TRICK

'Amazing story of survival': 30,000-year-old mummified ground squirrel found in Yukon

(Thanks to B&C)

IT'S IN THE MIRROR, SO IT MUST BE TRUE

Mum with two vaginas gave birth from right and is now trying for third baby from left

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS

Mexican referee is BANNED for 12 games for violent conduct after he lost his cool and KNEED a player in the groin after being hounded during Liga MX clash

(Thanks to Roberto and Emily, Leslie and w)

WE ARE REMINDED OF THE OLD JOKE ABOUT THE ANGLE OF THE DANGLE

Scientists develop a mathematical EQUATION to achieve a male orgasm

(Thanks to Roberto)

THIS HAPPENED IN PENNSYLVANIA, BUT YOU KNOW WHERE THE MAN WAS FROM

Man accused of stealing school bus, putting dead deer inside

In that case, sir: ...allegedly telling them he was driving home with a dead deer to fertilize his garden, authorities said.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman and wiredog)

MAMMA MIA

Mispronouncing 'bruschetta' could soon cost thousands of euros in Italy

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Programmer hooks up ChatGPT to a FURBY

(Thanks to Roberto)