Dave Barry's Blog, page 196

THEY WILL RETALIATE

It���s now illegal to feed pigeons or squirrels anywhere in Toronto.

(Thanks to B&C)

JUST CHIPS FOR US, THANKS

Bear meat vending machine proves popular in north Japan city

(Thanks to John Grant)

AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

How this Canadian doctor became the ���Wayne Gretzky of vasectomies��� ��� and why he stopped

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE MIRACLE OF THE INTERNET

5-year-old girl orders $4K worth of boots and toys on Amazon

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

WE ALL ARE!

Mathematicians Excited About New 13-Sided Shape Called 'the Hat'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

DO YOU LIKE STRAWBERRIES?

Do not click here.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FOOLS

We absolutely love how this squirrel is so smart that he had trained humans to bring him a snack when he rings the bell.

(Thanks to EricY, who says "I've contacted the SWAT team.")

They won't "absolutely love" it when the squirrel trains them to embezzle corporate funds.

ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

This is getting ridiculous.

(Thanks to many people)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:37 p.m. A man thought he had fallen down the stairs at his hotel, but had no memory of it, just some back pain.

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

BOLO

Arizona Dairy Queen Searching For Missing Giant Red Spoon

(Thanks to John Lobert)