Dave Barry's Blog, page 195

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE A STAND

���Shoot them!��� Suspects demand more cheese in Chipotle robbery

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

IT'S SUCH A CLICH��

Big E Wants To Be Pooped Out Of A Trojan Unicorn At WrestleMania

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Who doesn't?")

O THE HUMANITY

Hundreds of cases of beer spill in Montana train derailment

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Peter Metrinko)

YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

Cambridge mail carrier attacked by turkey had to have hip replaced

(Thanks to Annette)

YOU CANNOT HAVE TOO MANY

Man mistakenly orders 60 pairs of reading glasses

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

AND IN CASINO SPORTS

���They will wear diapers or urinate on the floor, but they will not get up from a machine they have fed money to for hours.���

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THIS WAS IN AUSTRALIA, SO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

Jesse Donnison and his dog Otto were walking along Blackwattle Bay in Glebe when he spotted an expensive dog toy floating in the water.

(Thanks to Annette)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Farting cows to get food additives to stop them breaking wind in climate fight

(Thanks to John Lobert)

YOU'LL BE IN DIGITAL FORM, BUT YOU CAN STILL DRIVE IN FLORIDA

Humans will be able to 'live on' after death by creating 'twin' by 2050, predicts expert

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NO QUESTION ABOUT IT: THAT'S HIM

Howling recording of Bigfoot is like a ���loud siren��� as expert shares new evidence that creature ���has been to your camp���

(Thanks to John Lobert)