Dave Barry's Blog, page 194

April 4, 2023

MAINE: STATE OF EXCITEMENT

Maine claims biggest ice disk, at 1,776 feet


It���s a laborious-but-fun way to provide entertainment during the long, cold winter, and it has turned into something of a rivalry in places like Finland, Minnesota and Maine.


���Laborious but fun.���


(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

1 like ·   •  1 comment  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on April 04, 2023 06:17

���WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEDI WHO LOVES TO SAIL? OBI WAN CANOE-BI!���

The feature was an instant hit with the guests who overcrowded the elevators to hear the bot���s endless stream of Jungle-Cruise-style dad jokes, delivered in the voice of none other than Mandalorian star actor Pedro Pascal himself. However, things quickly went awry when passengers became so engrossed in the chatbot���s puns that they refused to leave the elevators, causing them to become overcrowded and eventually break down.


(Thanks to Ed in Texas)

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on April 04, 2023 06:07

April 3, 2023

ARE SQUIRRELS RELATED TO CYCLING?


I came across your site, and noticed that you cover a lot of content around cycling and related topics.


 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on April 03, 2023 13:18