Dave Barry's Blog, page 194
April 4, 2023
PRESUMABLY DOGS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED
The Island Where New York City Buries Its Unclaimed Dead Is Becoming a Park
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Fun!")
A GRATEFUL NATION REJOICES
IT'S GETTING SO YOU CAN'T EVEN LEAVE YOUR LATRINE RISERS UNATTENDED
WE KEEP WARNING EVERYONE, BUT NOBODY LISTENS TO US
MAINE: STATE OF EXCITEMENT
Maine claims biggest ice disk, at 1,776 feet
It���s a laborious-but-fun way to provide entertainment during the long, cold winter, and it has turned into something of a rivalry in places like Finland, Minnesota and Maine.
���Laborious but fun.���
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
WE���VE SEEN THIS MOVIE. YOU HAVE TO STAB THEM IN THE HEAD.
CANADA SINKS EVER DEEPER INTO CHAOS
PM's official residence closed following discovery of walls full of dead rodents
(Thanks to Nigel Grout and B&C)
Watch as a steady stream of rats falls from this moving truck
(Thanks to The Perts)
���WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEDI WHO LOVES TO SAIL? OBI WAN CANOE-BI!���
The feature was an instant hit with the guests who overcrowded the elevators to hear the bot���s endless stream of Jungle-Cruise-style dad jokes, delivered in the voice of none other than Mandalorian star actor Pedro Pascal himself. However, things quickly went awry when passengers became so engrossed in the chatbot���s puns that they refused to leave the elevators, causing them to become overcrowded and eventually break down.
(Thanks to Ed in Texas)
THEY DRINK A LOT OVER THERE
This boiled bag of offal is banned in the US. In Scotland it's a fine-dining treat
(Thanks to The Perts)
April 3, 2023
ARE SQUIRRELS RELATED TO CYCLING?
I came across your site, and noticed that you cover a lot of content around cycling and related topics.