Dave Barry's Blog, page 187

CANADA: A NATION IN CRISIS

Alberta woman desperately trying to get rid of 133,000 Rum & Butter chocolate bars

(Thanks to The Perts)

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

North Fort Myers man calls 9-1-1 while being detained by deputies

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

���IT IS CUT DIAGONALLY���

A world record-winning restaurant in New York City is rolling out its famous "world's most expensive sandwich" ��� a decadent grilled cheese that costs a whopping $214 ��� for a limited time in honor of National Grilled Cheese Day

(Thanks to nursecindy)

AND IN PHILADELPHIA SPORTS

Phillies fans toss garbage at each other as $1 hot dog night goes off the rails

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Deadly Snake Caught Hiding in Woman's Bed

(Thanks to ubetcha)

WITH TOM BRADY'S NAME ON IT

Archaeologists discover 1,000-year-old Mayan scoreboard in Mexico

(Thanks to Steve K.)

WE THINK WE'RE IN LOVE

Texas mom leaps into action to remove snake from daughter's car: 'Don't try this at home'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Annette)

RAW BATS ARE OK

German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border

(Thanks to The Perts)

THAT'S HER, ALL RIGHT

Holidaymaker thinks he���s spotted Nessie emerging from Loch Ness

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "And he���s not even a professional.")

CHECK OUT THE NATURE, DUDES

Hikers high on magic mushrooms rescued in Lake District

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)