Dave Barry's Blog, page 183

GUYS IN ACTION

Pizza delivery man trips suspect on the run from police: video

Without dropping the pie.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WE'VE ALL DONE IT

A woman is thankful not to have lost her finger after her false nail became stuck in a hefty toilet appliance after she accidentally slipped while flushing

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IMAGINE WHAT MICHELANGELO COULD HAVE DONE WITH THIS

GRAFFITI ARTIST MODS SPRAY PAINT CAN TO SPRAY FIVE LINES AT ONCE

(Thanks to John Lobert)

TACO BELL SPECIAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Gun found in quesadilla leads to man���s arrest, police say

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

AT LEAST HE BELIEVES HE DID

Diplo Completes LA Marathon Under the Influence of LSD

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Real-kitty-litter snow globes coming soon to Japan���s capsule toy vending machine

(Thanks to Ralph)

THIS HAPPENED IN AUSTRALIA, SO IT WAS PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM A SNAKE

Huge possum seen crawling through meat section of grocery store

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THANKS, SCIENTISTS!

Scientists say wearing socks to bed is like ���sleeping in a toilet���

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Two fire crews were sent to a branch of Poundland in the Tunstall area of Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, after a pigeon got stuck in netting on the shop���s roof.

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

("Poundland?")

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:23 p.m. A woman stopped walking to yell at a stop sign.

(Thanks to Roberto)