Dave Barry's Blog, page 180

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER���S LICENSE

Wisconsin deputies respond to driver's 'curious' call of 'bobcat in my car'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and B&C)

ASTEROID-MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Speeding asteroid as big as 123 Elle Brookes set to crash into Earth's orbit next week

(Thanks to EricY)

We didn���t know who she was either.

AND IN FRENCH SPORTS

French cyclists create record-breaking GPS velociraptor

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FLORIDAAAAAA

Father, daughter rescued after jet ski sinks into alligator-filled lake

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT RESEARCHERS

When you give a worm weed, it gets the munchies, researchers find

(Thanks to Steve K., The Perts and Ralph)

WE���RE GUESSING HE���S SINGLE

He's bark again! Japanese man who bought ��12,000 animal costume enjoys being locked in his dog cage, playing with rope toys and TUMMY RUBS as he settles into his new life as a collie

(Thanks to EricY)

OOPS

A 59-year-old Lincoln man is in jail after he repeatedly crashed into a woman's car early Wednesday morning after mistaking her for his ex-girlfriend, police alleged.

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

THEY���RE TAKING THE INNOCENT JOY OUT OF CHILDHOOD

New Zealand feral cat-killing competition for children axed after backlash

(Thanks to Holland Daze)

YOU KNOW WHERE IT WAS HEADED

SUV crashes through second floor of California home

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who asks ���Would this be a Florida driver license or Florida pilot license?��� Also Jay Brandes and Barry Nester, who say ���They're here at last! Flying cars!���)

THAT PERSON NEEDS TO GET INDOORS *NOW*

NASA satellite will crash into Earth today ��� and 'may land on person's head'

(Thanks to Ralph)