Dave Barry's Blog, page 176

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

What's that weird smell in North Vancouver?

(Thanks to The Perts)

ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Asteroid the size of 48 eggplants to pass Earth Tuesday

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Homeopathic doctor coats car with cow dung to beat the heat

(Thanks to Ralph)

"Homeopathic" comes from the Greek words "homeopath," meaning "in," and "ic," meaning "sane."

BOLO

Exmouth aghast after iconic and popular 'rusty pole' disappears from the Maer

(Thanks to Ralph)

FATHER���S DAY IS COMING

Navy Wants To Sell-Off Six Nearly New Littoral Combat Ships

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WE ARE 100 PERCENT WITH THIS WOMAN

Woman videoed angrily smashing robot in Chinese hospital garners sympathy online

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

MALE GOLFERS:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

10,000 new viruses identified in babies��� dirty diapers

(Thanks to Annette)

WE THOUGHT THIS ALREADY

Monkeys are smarter than we thought

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "Send those monkeys to Washington, quickly!")

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

An American Airlines passenger peed on another traveler on a New York to India flight

(Thanks to Robert Moats)