Dave Barry's Blog, page 172

SEND THIS PARTY TO WASHINGTON

Conservative Thai party looks to woo voters with promise to legalize sex toys

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

MUSIC LOVER

Concertgoer lets out a ���loud full body orgasm��� while L.A. Phil plays Tchaikovsky���s 5th

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, Lynn Tolleson, Stan Ruth, AmoebaStampede and Allen at Division, who says "Presumably in the key of G-Spot.")

TASTES LIKE TONER

Fish filet created via 3D printer may be hitting market in the near future

(Thanks to MOTW)

ART UPDATE

A museum in France is set to host an exhibition where visitors are invited to strip naked to enter.

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Leafs fan arrested for public intoxication after slapping a horse���s behind Saturday

(Thanks to B&C)

SOCIAL-MEDIA USERS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Ex-mortuary worker indicted for selling stolen body parts for $11K to a man she met on Facebook

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Lynn Tolleson)

IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER

Living in your walls and immune to poison, a plague of super rats is taking over our homes

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

NEWS STORIES YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE WHEN YOU'RE STARTING A BOOK TOUR

Yikes.

(Thanks to manual tomato)

REMINDS US OF OUR ELEMENTARY-SCHOOL CAFETERIA ON TUNA CASSEROLE DAY

Maggots pour from school canteen ceiling onto kids' lunch as headteacher issues apology

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH IN SECURITY SCANNING

This is pretty great.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)