Dave Barry's Blog, page 173

AND THAT WAS JUST ONE RIDER

Uber���s 2023 lost and found report includes dentures, weed, a lightsaber and a slushy machine

(Thanks to Steve K.)

HE MIGHT EXPLODE

Man who fathered at least 550 children permanently banned from donating sperm by Dutch court

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan and B&C)

'IT'S DEFINITELY A TALKING POINT'

British man breaks world record with 17 flesh tunnels on his face

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I'm guessing he's single.")

TALK ABOUT DEFINITIVE

Time-travel 'proof' as woman 'appears to be using an iPhone' in 150-year-old painting

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and John Lobert)

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT

Are aliens playing 'Marco Polo' with us?

(Thanks to The Perts)

VAMPIRES USE STRAWS?

Velez told CNN that while vampire straws may be permitted in checked luggage in some states, they are illegal to carry in Massachusetts.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

THIS JUST IN

Iceberg lovers go wild over viral photos of the 'dickie berg' off Newfoundland's coast

Note where the photographer is from.

(Thanks Nigel Grout and Ralph)

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER JOURNALISM AWARD

Woman bites into KitKat and finds there���s no wafer, just solid chocolate

(Thanks to John Lobert)

STRUMPDATE

I'm at the Sonoma Valley Authors Festival with the legendary (and very funny) Isabel Allende. I love this lady, because in addition to being a lovely person and a fantastic writer, she makes me feel tall.

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FLORIDA WILL OPEN ITS ARMS TO THIS YOUNG MOTORIST

23-Year-Old Finally Arrested After Having Driver���s License Suspended 65 Times

(Thanks to John Lobert)