Dave Barry's Blog, page 177

YOU KNOW THE CONTINENT

Woman Finds Venomous Snake Tapping at Her Door

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

AND IN SPORTS

The Belgian coastal town of De Panne organised on Sunday the third European seagull screeching championship

(Thanks to Ralph)

ATTENTION, SCREENWRITERS:

ARKANSAS WOMAN FEEDS METH TO FAWNS HOPING THEY WILL GROW UP TO ATTACK HUNTERS

What: A homeowner followed one of the deer back to Watkins residence in an attempt to recover his property, he found himself face to face with Watkins wearing only a duct tape bikini disassembling his clock radio.

(Thanks to James Freeman)

CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

Southwestern Ontario town pulls confusing road sign

(Thanks to The Perts)

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN AUSTRALIA

A motorist got the shock of his life after spotting a 5ft snake hanging from the dashboard of a car he was dropping off for a customer.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

IN THAT CASE, DUDE, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man crashes truck trying to light marijuana on 'weed day'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

OR YOU COULD JUST, YOU KNOW, NOT

Pensioner, 86, vows to 'flash his own crown jewels' to mark King Charles' Coronation

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

There���s life growing on a giant patch of garbage in the ocean

(Thanks to The Perts)

LOOK UP 'FLORIDA MAN' IN THE DICTIONARY...

...you'll see this guy.

(Thanks to EricY)

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Man is knocked out in Cub Scouts meeting in fight over parking spot, Michigan cops say

(Thanks to Robert Moats)