Dave Barry's Blog, page 175

ATTENTION, PEOPLE TRAVELING BETWEEN BRECHFA AND PONTYNSWEN:

A group of disgruntled residents in a Welsh community have erected a sign warning drivers to ���adjust their bra straps��� and to ���secure their nuts��� due to the number of potholes on a rural road which they describe as ���the worst in the county���.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

GUYS IN ACTION

This is a video of self proclaimed science enthusiast and race car driver Chris Rollins constructing and testing the world���s fastest garbage can

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, BON APPETIT!

Suspect Caught With Bag Of Heroin Claimed It Was Actually Chili Powder From Guatemala

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY WERE ETC. AFTER ETC.

Pony and goat found walking together on Connecticut highway

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THEY DO IF YOU READ THIS BLOG

Asteroid Measurements Make No Sense

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

A SQUIRREL AND A BIRD ARE KILLING YOUTHS?

Police search for squirrel and bird 'killing' youths in Wirral

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "This is why hyphens are so important.")

WHEW

No, french fries won't make you depressed, experts say

(Thanks to B&C, who say "pass the ketchup.")

SUCH A DEAL

Here's the link.

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

A herd of goats went on the lam through downtown San Francisco, stopping traffic and leaving ���a trail of green poop��� to Fisherman���s Wharf, California officials say.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

POLLY WANT BETTER WIFI

Parrots learn to make video calls to chat with other parrots, then develop friendships, Northeastern University researchers say

(Thanks to Stan Ruth and George Gillson)