Dave Barry's Blog, page 178

MICE CAN PICK THEIR NOSES?

Mouse Study Suggests an Unexpected Link Between Nose-Picking And Alzheimer's

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

This headline suggests that there was an expected link between nose-picking and Alzheimer's.

THE REST HE WASTED

Ohio man used more than $300K in taxpayer money for wildebeest, hot tubs, roadside zoo

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

INCLUDING THE FIRST KNOWN IMAGE OF KEITH RICHARDS

Hidden symbols and 'anomalies' discovered in 800-year-old 'Stone of Destiny' to be used in Charles III's coronation

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

AMID MOUNTING TENSION, TENSION MOUNTS STILL FURTHER IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Cow wanders into hardware store in Israel, spills paint

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MUST BE 'OUTGOING' AND 'COMFORTABLE WEARING BIRD COSTUMES'

Blackpool Zoo recruiting human 'seagull deterrents'

Blackpool Zoo photo

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE POPCORN

Moose wanders into Kenai movie theater and leaves with a Happy Meal

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, whose hometown is Kenai)

'BOWLING SHOES MUST BE WORN'

Nude bowling coming to Crafton-Ingram Lanes this weekend

(Thanks to Jim Chines)

'EVEN A NAPPY'

Woman dressed cat up as a baby in attempt to smuggle drugs into resort

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT WOUND UP HAPPENING

David Bowie used to store his urine in a fridge as he feared that Jimmy Page and a satanic coven planned to steal his bodily fluids to conceive the Antichrist

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

No, you can't pack a shillelagh in your carry-on

(Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)