Dave Barry's Blog, page 179

UPDATE

A 60-year-old Warren man is facing a misdemeanor assault charge after he allegedly used a frozen fish to assault a grocery clerk at a Warren market on April 2.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT PROBABLY ENCOUNTERED AN AUSTRALIAN CLAM

Gigantic, 13-foot crocodile found with its head torn off on Australian beach

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A CAR, LIKE ALL THE OTHER DRUNKS

DUI on a bicycle? Man was pedaling while intoxicated on Florida island, police say

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

SOLUTION: BLACKOUT CURTAINS

Nudists In Austria Oppose Plans For Cable Car Over Their Beach

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WHAT POLE, OFFICER?

Driver seen towing 50-foot utility pole on California streets cited, passenger arrested

(Thanks to B���game)

THIS IS AN ACT OF WAR

Belgium destroys shipment of American beer after taking issue with ���Champagne of Beer��� slogan

(Thanks to Holland Daze and Robert Moats)

IT���S CALLED ���GRAVITY���

Strange phenomenon causing loons to fall out of the sky in northern Wisconsin

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

���LET���S GO OUT TO A DANCE SOMEWHERE���

Man, 109, who still drives his car every day has simple tips for long life

(Thanks to The Fourth George, who says ���Tip #1: Stay out of his way.���)

FUN GAL

NYC dominatrix yells ���F���k you!��� after getting slapped with 21-year sentence for trying to poison pal with cheesecake

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Janice Gelb)

AND IN BELGIAN SPORTS

Charleroi fans allegedly threw dead rats painted in Standard���s colours towards opposing fans.

(Thanks to Ralph)